Five things that can replace Manmohan Singh?

I am quite amused by the sight of Manmohan Singh and his fast reflexes which can even beat that of turtle’s.  Following five things can replace Manmohan Singh so easily that you will never be able to figure out the difference.

1. Replace Manmohan Singh with a wax statue with a voice broadcaster that converts Sonia Gandhi’s voice frequencies to Manmohan’s voice.
2. If you wanna be a bit more Hi-Tech,a badly designed robot will also do.
3. A puppet with 2 strings to move his hands and legs.
4. A plastic Manmohan doll with movable shoulder and hip joint.
5. Halothane, a very potent anesthetic can also replace Manmohan Singh as it has the same effect on human beings as does Manmohan Singh.

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